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[Bob Patin]

No, there are laws against that, didn't you know it?

Some accordion jokes:

What do you call it when you throw an accordion into a dumpster  
without hitting the sides? Perfect pitch.

What do you call 1,000 accordions at the bottom of the ocean? A good  
start.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion? Nobody cries  
when you slice an accordion.

You hear about the guys who played a gig at the local Elks lodge for  
New Year's Eve? Owner said, "You guys are great, how about playing  
next year too?" Accordion player says, "Excellent; I'll just leave my  
accordion here then."

Guy left his accordion in the backseat of the car when he went into a  
store; came out, window was broken out, he found two accordions in the  
backseat of his car.

What's the difference between an accordion and a lawnmower? You can  
tune a lawnmower.

There ARE more... :)

BP

Bob Patin



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On Oct 29, 2009, at 2:08 PM, Dale Bengston wrote:

> Hey Bob,
>
> You play accordion too? ;-)
>
> Dale

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